And now this week's edition The NFL In So Many Words, the irrepressible Blob feature that is sweeping the nation as the critics say, "Aieee! It's sweeping the nation!", and also "Oh my God, it's EVERYWHERE! Save us, Russell Wilson!"
1. It's Tuesday morning and Russell Wilson just saved us with another touchdown pa--
2. Wait, there's anoth-
3. Stop it, Russell!
4. It's Tuesday morning and the critics are saying "Aieee! Everyone in the NFL is injured! They shoulda let 'em play the three-quarters of one preseason game the starters usually play! Then they wouldn't be hurt!"
5. "Hey, look at me. I'M not hurt!" (Russell Wilson)
6. Stop it, Russell!
7. It's Tuesday morning and OH MY GOD DEREK CARR IS BETTER THAN DREW BREES!
8. OK, so probably not. Probably not even as good as Patrick Mahomes, who was again behind by eleventy-hundred points and pulled it out for the Chiefs.
9. "Just like I did for the Seahawks!" (Russell Wilson)
10. Stop it, Russell!
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