And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the unelectable Blob feature the Quinnipiac poll projects now has a 48 percent chance of correctly spelling "Quinnipiac," and the Gallup poll projects has a 45.6 percent chance of flipping the House, but "only with some major renovations":
1. It's Tuesday morning and the Cowboys are GOING TO THE SUPE--
2. Oh. Wait.
3. "I'm sorry, Coach Garrett. Mr. Jones is STILL in that doggone meeting. Call back later."
4. Nathan Peterman!
5. Is the answer if the question is "Who would Herb in accounts receivable be if you made him an NFL quarterback?"
6. "Yes, Coach McDermott, I realize Buffalo is wonderful this time of year. But Mr. Manziel is quite happy up here in Canada. Call back later."
7. Meanwhile, Patrick Mahomes!
8. Is still pretty good.
9. Ditto that Drew Brees guy.
10. "I'm sorry, Mr. Guy From Canton. Mr. Brees is still playing. Call back later."
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