And now this week's edition of the very merry Blob feature, The NFL In So Many Words, which concussion protocol experts have labeled "excessively violent," "glaringly enamored of helmet-to-helmet contact", and "a cavalcade of cheap shots and generally sorry-ass behavior":
1. And speaking of generally sorry-ass behavior ... Rob Gronkowski!
2. Who, just like Tom Brady did not deflate those footballs, did not deliver a blatant cheap shot to the head of Buffalo's Tre'Davious White decades after the whistle, no matter what your lying eyes told you.
3. In other news, Robbie Gould!
4. Wasn't good enough to kick for the Bears.
5. Was good enough to come back to Chicago and kick the Bears in the nether regions. Like, five times.
6. Mike Pagel. Gary Padjen. Matt Bouza. Dean Biasucci. Ray Donaldson. George Wonsley.
7. Sorry. Just reminiscing about the 1984-86 Colts.
8. Who also had three straight losing seasons, just like the current Colts.
9. But at least Robbie Gould never returned to kick them in the nether regions five times.
10. (Not to rub it in or anything, Chicago.)
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