And now the thrilling return of The NFL In So Many Words, the thrilling Blob feature that provokes thrilling overreaction from critics -- such as, "This is the worst thing that ever happened in the history of the entire world!", and also, "It's an extinction event! Aieee!":
1. And speaking of extinction events ...
2. The Ravens!
3. Thought they could ... thought they could ... thought they could ... couldn't.
4. "Hey, watch me make a 15-point Ravens lead disappear!" (Bills QB Josh Allen)
5. "Hey, watch me make an 11-point Bears lead disappear!' (Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy)
6. "Hey, where'd our 15-point/11-point lead go?" (The Ravens and Bears)
7. In other news, the Packers whupped the Lions; the Cowboys tried really hard to beat the Eagles, the Chiefs beat, er, the Chargers beat the Chiefs; and the Colts, with Daniel Jones suddenly playing like either Dan Fouts or Bert Jones, laid an almighty woodsheddin' on the Dolphins.
8. "Woo-hoo! We're goin' to the Super Bowl, baby!" (The Packers, the Cowboys, the Chargers, the Colts)
9. "Woo-hoo! Daniel Jones is a GOLDEN GOD!" (Colts fans)
10. "Wait ... what?" (Daniel Jones)
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