And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the "Well, duh, Mr. Obvious" Blob of which critics have said, "It's obvious you're running out of ideas, if in fact you ever had any", and also "Oh, sure, now you're gonna drag Mr. Obvious into this":
1. "Omigod, they're gonna get Caleb Willams killed!" (Bears fans, after Williams was sacked nine times behind a decimated offensive line in a 19-3 home loss to the Patriots)
2. "Well, duh, Mr. Obvious." (The rest of America)
3. "Maybe the Bears should play someone else until the O-line heals, 'cause they're gonna get Caleb Williams killed." (Also Bears fans, and Chicago media, and a bunch of other folks in Chicago)
4. "See No. 2 above." (The rest of America)
5. "Omigod, we suck!" (Jets fans, after the Jets were embarrassed 31-6 by the Cardinals)
6. (Also Cowboys fans, after the Cowboys were embarrassed 34-6 at home by the Eagles)
7. "Again ... see No. 2." (The rest of America)
8. "Omigod, our owner's an idiot!" (Still Cowboys fans, after Jerry Jones blamed the loss partly on the sun, which apparently was blinding the Cowboys receivers)
9. "Omigod, Aaron Rodgers is old! Nobody told us he was old!" (Jets fans, again)
10. "For the last time, see No.- Oh, forget it." (The rest of America)
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