And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the playing-out-the-string Blob feature of which critics have said "Is that the end of the string I see?", and also "Speaking of playing out the string, how about those Patriots and Chargers?"
1. "And us! Don't forget us!" (The Jets and Falcons)
2. "When does the game start?" (Patriots fans in Foxborough, after Chargers 6, Pats 0)
3. "Hey, thanks for the string!" (The Falcons, after beating the Jets 13-8)
4. In other news, the Colts ... won?
5. "Hey, what's with the question mark?" (The Colts)
6. Meanwhile, in Philadelphia ...
7. The 49ers rolled.
8. A security guard got into it with one of the Niners and was ejected from the premises.
9. "Hey, he assaulted one of our guys! OK, so he tackled him! OK, so he's a football player and football players do stuff like that and I'm not supposed to inject myself into the game but DAMMIT THE EAGLES WERE GETTING SMOKED AND I JUST COULDN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!" (The security guard. Presumably.)
10. "When does the game start?" (Patriots fans in Foxborough, two days after Chargers 6, Pats 0)
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