And now a special "What th-?" edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the norm-defying Blob feature of which critics have said "What th-?", and also "There he goes again, defying norms and being all anarchist-y! What madness will he unleash next?":
1. "This madness! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!" (The cruddy New England Patriots, after beating the allegedly splendid Buffalo Bills even though the Bills have Josh Allen and the Patriots only have Mac Jones, Mac N'Cheese, someone like that)
2. "What th-?" (The Bills)
3. "The next Tom Brady my a**!" (The cruddy Minnesota Vikings, after picking draft-afterthought-turned-star Brock Purdy twice in a 22-17 win over the allegedly splendid 49ers)
4. Meanwhile, Tyson Bagent!
5. Comes out of nowhere (OK, so tiny Shepherd University, which is next door to nowhere) to lead the cruddy Bears to a 30-12 lamination of the Raiders.
4. "Make fun of my school, will ya!" (Bagent)
5. In other news, Ravens 38, Lions 6.
6. "What th-?" (Lions fans)
7. 'But I thought we were supposed to be good!" (Also Lions fans)
8. In further other news, the still-splendid Chiefs whipped the always-let-you-down Chargers 31-17 as Patrick Mahomes threw for 424 yards and four scores.
9. "Hey, look, it's Taylor Swift again!" (America)
10. "I mean, hey, look, the norm, finally!" (Also America)
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