A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 6

 And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the incorrigibly unpredictable Blob feature of which critics have said "Goodness, I didn't see THAT coming!", and also "Why can't you be more predictable, like that nice Blob down the street?":

1. "Goodness, I didn't see THAT coming!" (Every NFL fan after the Browns knocked off the unbeaten 49ers and the Jets somehow took out the unbeaten Eagles, both while playing backup quarterbacks)

2. "Ha! See, we ARE SO going to the Super Bowl!" (Chronically delusional Jets fans)

3. "Yeah, but we're still the Browns." (Chronically realistic Browns fans)

4. Meanwhile, the Bears still stink, the Broncos still stink, the Patriots still stink.

5. "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be about unpredictability!" (The critics)

6. OK, fine. So how 'bout them Cowboys?

7. Beat the Chargers on the road a week after getting their lassos handed to them by the 49ers. Even did it while wearing those throwback unis from the early '60s when Eddie LeBaron was their quarterback and they were really cruddy.

8. "You know who's cruddy? The Giants are cruddy." (Giants fans)

9. "Goodness, I didn't see THAT coming!" (Giants fans, after the Giants came within an incompletion in the end zone of beating the Bills in Buffalo, a week after the Jaguars beat the Bills in London)

10. "Stupid London games!" (Bills fans)