A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 7

 And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the prisoner-of-the-moment Blob feature of which critics have said "Help! I'm being held prisoner!", and also "This is the worst thing that's ever happened in the entire history of the entire world!":

1. "The Ravens are unbeatable!" (Last week, after the Ravens crushed the Chargers)

2. "The Bengals are unbeatable!" (This week, after the Bengals crushed the Ravens)

3. "The (Your Team Name Here) are unbeatable!" (Next week)

4. "The Bears are the worst team in the history of professional football!" (Bears fans, after the Bears were embarrassed by the Buccaneers)

5. "No, you're not! We are!" (Jets fans, after the Jets were embarrassed by the Patriots)

6. "Well ... maybe not." (Bears and Jets fans, after they manage to not be embarrassed next week)

7. "The Colts are ALL THE WAY BACK, BABY!" (Colts fans, after the Colts beat the 49ers Sunday in the middle of a hurricane)

8. "Why couldn't we have a hurricane TODAY??" (Colts fans, after Derrick Henry and the Titans run over them next Sunday)

9. "At least we almost won!" (Lions fans, this week)

10. "At least we almost won!" (Lions fans, next week)