A few brief thoughts, Special Jets Edition

And now a very special edition of The NFL In So Many Words, because this just won't wait, and never mind the Bears fans who are saying "Hey, no fair! We stink, too!", and also "We lost to the doofus Lions in the most doofus-y way possible! Come on!"

Yeah, but you didn't lose like the 0-12 Jets did. Nobody loses like the 0-12 Jets lose, on a 46-yard bomb with five seconds left, a play that never would have happened if the 0-12 Jets' brain trust hadn't done a really brainless 0-12 thing.

And so: 

1. "Crap! I just did a really brainless 0-12 thing!" (Jets defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, who dialed up the blitz Derek Carr and Henry Ruggs III burned for the winning score)

2. "Crap! I NEVER get the benefits I deserve!" (Jets icon Joe Namath)

3. "The hell, Jets???" (Jets fan in Queens)

4. "The hell, Jets??" (Jets fan in Passaic)

5. "The hell, Jets??" (Only other Jets fan besides legendary Jets fan Fireman Ed)

6. "Jets-Jets-Jets! J-E-T-S Jets!" (Fireman Ed)

7. "Please don't draft me, please-please-please-please!" (Trevor Lawrence)

8. "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" (Former Jets quarterbacks Richard Todd, Ken O'Brien, Chad Pennington et al laughing at Trevor Lawrence)

9. "The hell, Jets??" (Because you can't repeat that too many times)

10. "Wow, it's the most Jets thing EVER!" (America)