A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 10

And now his week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the constantly interrupting Blob feature of which critics have said "How ru--", and also "This is the silliest bunch of ongoing nonsense I've ever rea--":

1. Well, Tom Brady is finally showing his a--

2. Oh.

3. The Colts coulda had Tom Brady, but instead settled for decrepit old Philip Ri--

4. Oh.

5. The Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl! Russell Wilson is unstopp--

6. Oh.

7. Boy, is that desperation, or what? Kyler Murray scrambling around trying not to get sacked, heaving one deep into triple cove--

8. Oh.

9. Also "Wow, De'Andre Hopkins. Just wow."

10. Come on, it's the Lions. Matt Prater isn't going to make a 58-year field goal with no time on the clock to win the ga--