A few brief words on NFL Week 5

And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the memorable Blob feature of which critics have said "Wait, what was I saying again?" and also "Oh, crap, I forgot":

1. "Tom Brady didn't forget the count. He was just signaling he was going to need a table for four after the game." (Random Tampa Bay Bucs fan who used to hate Tom Brady but loves the guy now).

2. "Fourth down, right, ref? Fourth down." (Tom Brady trying to slick a fifth down out of the zebras, because he's Tom Brady and that's just the sort of thing he does).

3. "Yahoo! We got Philip Rivers!" (Colts fan then).

4. "Wait, what? Nobody told us he was 38 years old and liked to throw interceptions at crucial times!" (Colts fan now).

5. "We coulda had Tom Brady!" (Also Colts fan now).

6. "What was wrong with Jacoby Brissett, again?" (Also Colts fan now).

7. It's Tuesday morning and the Browns are still 4-1 for the first time since Paul Brown was a tiny babe in a manger.

8. To hear some Clevelanders talk.

9. It's Tuesday morning and that means Russell Wilson isn't going to throw any touchdown passes to-

10. Stop it, Russell!