Strategic initiative

So now Our Only Available Impeached President has injected himself into the Big Ten's football mess, and this ain't rocket science, folks. It's not even earth science or health science or that science Batman used to invent the Utility Belt, and also the Bat Phone.

It's geography, folks. And it's pretty much Captain Obvious stuff.

Pretty plain to see, after all, that Donald J. "Woody" "Bo" Trump doesn't really care a fig whether or not the Big Ten plays football this fall. He doesn't. But he's gonna side with the Play Football Now And Let The Coronavirus Sort 'Em Out crowd because the schools caterwauling most about it are the football powers, and we all know where the football powers are located.

Pennsylvania. Ohio. Michigan. Wisconsin. To name four.

To name four states Our Only Available Impeached President needs to win in November.

So, yes, duh, this is all political, as everything is in an election year. To suggest Donald Trump cares passionately about all those hardworking kids whose lives will be ruined -- ruined, I tell you -- if they have to wait a couple of months to play football is ludicrous. Donald Trump cares about Donald Trump, and that's all he's ever cared about. Everything else is just playing the rubes to get what he wants.

Any cursory examination of his life will scream that at you in neon. Not that even cursory examination is a thing in America these days.

But in any case ... there's your geography lesson for today. Class dismissed.