And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the quietly subversive Blob feature of which critics have said "Ha! Antifa! Found you!", and also "You can't fool America with your quiet subversion, you vile infiltrator from the Anarchist Jurisdictions!":
1. Did that guy on TV just call Patrick Mahomes "Pat"? Anarchist!
2. You think Russell Wilson could be this perfect if he weren't a vile infiltrator?
3. Speaking of infiltrators, the not-especially-3-0ish 3-0 Chicago Bears.
4. Speaking of the 3-0 Chicago Bears, Falcons head coach Dan Quinn.
5. Nick Foles thanks you for giving a brother's job status a boost.
6. Speaking of Dan Quinn, Texans coach Bill O'Brien. Also Eagles coach Doug Pederson. Also Jets coach Adam Gase. Also that guy who coaches the 0-3 Vikings, what's-his-name, Mike Zimmer.
7. Aka, this week's cast of The Walking Dead.
8. "Ha! Not me yet, beeotches!" (Lions coach Matt Patricia, after knocking off the Cardinals on the road)
9. Speaking one last time of Dan Quinn, if you gave his Falcons a 25-mile head start in a marathon, where would they finish?
10. A) Second. B) Third. C) Behind Nick Foles.
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