And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the eponymous Blob feature of which critics have said "Ooh, look at that big word!", and "What does a hippopotamus have to do with this Blob?":
1. It's Tuesday morning and Lamar Jackson still will never, ever, ever, ever be a successful NFL quarterback.
2. It's Tuesday morning and the Super Bowl-bound Browns continue Brownsing in the most Brownsing way ever.
3. Also, the Super Bowl-bound Bears, Bears-ing.
4. "Heh." https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/aaron-rodgers-5-things-to-know-ftr.jpg
5. Meanwhile, the Colts!
6. Successfully kept Drew Brees from completing TWO of his' 30 passes.
7. So they've got that going for them.
8. "The Falcons? The Falcons?!" (Every 49ers fan in America)
9. "The Cowboys? The Cowboys?! (Every Rams fan in America)
10. Never, Lamar. Never, ever, ever, ever.
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