And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the litigious Blob feature of which critics have said "If I'm ever affected by mesothelioma, like a sudden inability to spell it, I'll call the Blob NOW!", and "Where'd this asbestos come from? Better call the Blob NOW!":
1. Oh my God, the Doophins are going to win a ga--
2. Oh.
3. Oh my God, after two straight losses the Cowboys are going to right the ship that will carry them in serene unmatched luxury to the Super Bowl, because they're playing the Jets and the Jets can't beat anyb--
4. Oh.
5. And speaking of sailing in serene unmatched luxury to the Super Bowl ... Hey, where did the Browns go?
6. Oh.
7. Remember when Sean McVay was a young genius?
8. Remember when Kyle Shanahan wasn't?
9. And speaking of Shanahan's 49ers ... let's not go overboard assuming they're actually any goo--
10. Oh.
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