And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the Novocaine of Blob features, the Ambien of Blob features, the Pill They Give You In Science Fiction Movies To Wipe Out Your Memory So You Don't Remember It's The Novocaine And Ambien Of Blob Features ... Blob feature:
1. It's Tuesday morning and Ty Montgomery is still trying to bring it out of the end zone.
2. Oh, wait, he's not. The rest of the Packers have duct-taped him to his locker.
3. In other news, Adam Vinatieri!
4. Passes Morten Andersen as the NFL's all-time leading scorer!
5. "Congratulations, Gramps. Took you long enough." (Morten Andersen)
6. So the Browns, in spite of a (for them) stellar 2-5-1 start, fire head Hue Jackson and offensive coordinator Todd Haley, and put a guy in charge of the offense who's never called a play in the NFL.
7. "Stupid Browns." (Browns fans)
8. "Stupid Browns." (NFL analysts everywhere)
9. "Wait, what?" (Baker Mayfield)
10. "Browns, Schmowns. Let's talk some more about how old Vinatieri is." (Morten Andersen)
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