And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the recurring Blob migrai-- er, feature of which critics have said nothing, on account of they "stopped reading it years ago" and "have moved onto the new Predator remake, which is almost as putrid.":
1. "Mmmmmiss it! Noonan!"
2. The voices in Vikings kicker Daniel Carlson's head Sunday.
3. Also the voices in Browns kicker Zane Gonzalez' head.
4. "You're fired!"
5. What both heard Monday.
6. "Tag! You're it!"
7. What the voices in Clay Mathews' head should have said instead of "Hey, look! Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins! You should tackle him!", because he tackled him, and then he got flagged for tackling him.
8. "Hey! That kinda looks like defense!"
9. The voices in Colts' fans heads Sunday as the Colts played actual defense.
10. "Oh, no! It's Khalil Ma--!"*
(* -- Complete this sentence and whose voice was saying it. Hint: Russell Wilson.)
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