And One Thing More

 Gee, thanks a LOT, Ohio State. Now we'll never hear the end of it from those southern-fried goobers. In the marquee game of the unoffic...

(In which the Blob dons its Ball State University cap, says "Chirp-chirp!" and talks about the gallant fight the Cardinals put up ...

 A quarter-century now since that blue September morning, since the planes went into the buildings and a field east of Pittsburgh, and what ...

Far be it from the Blob to say American men's tennis is back just because half the U.S. Open semifinal is 'Merican, but ... baby, Am...

 Our national game kicks off tonight out in Seattle, and, no, I don't know why. It's Wednesday, traditionally a day unsoiled by Roge...

 (And here we go with another Escape From Sportsball World. Hall passes for all who qualify.) Lots of dopey senators, representatives and ot...

 Doug Eddings -- aka "Cranky Old Man Shouting At Clouds" -- shoulda known better. You indeed start shouting at clouds, the clouds ...